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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the jerboa? Funny jerboa jokes submitted by ARK players.
Just bought SE. tamed a para and a jerboa. Made myself a nice little tent. Was walking home with bayly (my jarb) and I just hear Rrrrreerr RRERRR
And I’m like what
I look around and then I look at bayly and she is just freaking out. I hide me bayly and red. 1 min later get my base struck by lightning.
The dossier: (PART 1)
Wild
Scientifically speaking, Renopila amplexus is an adorable little fuzzball and I just want to hug it forever. Unfortunately, being harmless and lovable is inadequate as a defense mechanism in this wasteland, and that means Renopila is at the bottom of the food chain. It's an easy meal for predators and survivors alike, the latter of whom also value its hide.
The locals refer to Renopila as a Jerboa, but while it does look similar in some ways, it is clearly unrelated. The fact that it does not hop is a dead giveaway. In fact, while Renopila generally fits into the clade Glires, it seems to share traits with both rodents and lagomorphs.
Domesticated
In addition to being the cutest little companion in the desert, hours of close study and/or cuddling have taught me that Renopila has an instinctive understanding of this land's weather patterns. When the weather is about to change, Renopila will suddenly start behaving differently...
Jerboa:
IVE GOT THE POWER
Me: whoa looks like a good tame let me get me club....
Jerboa: u will have to catch me, u idiot jerboa out!!!!!!!
Me: hey, come back!!!!!
Me: trying to make a mad dash
Jerboa: u bet i am f...3r
Me: can’t keep up
Jerboa: hahahahaha sucker
Me ( throws bola)
Jerboa: ###############ing ###########er
Me: hahhahahaahhaha gotcha ( nocks our)
Here’s some meat, my future pet!why won’t u eat-
Jerboa: makes up ima herbivore, hahahahahahahahahahagahah
Me: tames
Jerboa: darn it
Me : time to put on cute hat...... heheheheheheheheehhe
Jerboa: dang, I wish- nvm