Jerboa:

IVE GOT THE POWER

Me: whoa looks like a good tame let me get me club....

Jerboa: u will have to catch me, u idiot jerboa out!!!!!!!

Me: hey, come back!!!!!

Me: trying to make a mad dash

Jerboa: u bet i am f...3r

Me: can’t keep up

Jerboa: hahahahaha sucker

Me ( throws bola)

Jerboa: ###############ing ###########er

Me: hahhahahaahhaha gotcha ( nocks our)

Here’s some meat, my future pet!why won’t u eat-

Jerboa: makes up ima herbivore, hahahahahahahahahahagahah

Me: tames

Jerboa: darn it

Me : time to put on cute hat...... heheheheheheheheehhe

Jerboa: dang, I wish- nvm