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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the jerboa? Funny jerboa jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 8 · Answer 1 · 2021-08-22T04:16:15+00:00

They look so cute!im gonna get one and name it nightmare and max it’s lvl and troll my friends by making it kill a Rex :D

score 9 · Answer 2 · 2021-01-24T16:41:09+00:00

I want one.

Can't find one (ark mobile)

Not even in the dungeons

score 11 · Answer 3 · 2020-01-18T00:20:59+00:00

Umm... this is a list of hat skins I put on my jeraboa army

Safari hat

Abrant helmet

Nerd glasses

Party hat

Cowboy hat

Pretty much any hat skin i could find,Jerry lead the army

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2024-10-04T21:41:34+00:00

Tame 15 put your volume to full while it's raining and you will have a nuclear siren that blares all the time

score 8 · Answer 5 · 2021-06-29T05:28:50+00:00

If you kill these I will hunt you down and kill you times 1000

score 10 · Answer 6 · 2020-05-07T20:25:08+00:00

Kangaroo fox. Much wow.

Kangaroo fox. Very much wow.

score 13 · Answer 7 · 2018-09-08T12:38:43+00:00

Me and my friend where just hanging out with our jerboas when someone jumped into our camp with a wyvern and killed them all. So us (being totally normal) tamed a whole army of jerboas and leveled only their health. We set them on the guys base, the following chaos was beautiful as he tried to kill all the jerboas. (Btw afterwards we did end up actually raiding him but goddamn was the jerboa troll fun)

score 11 · Answer 8 · 2019-08-27T06:25:50+00:00

I just looked up real life jerboa thanks ark for making it look cute

score 14 · Answer 9 · 2017-12-20T01:47:47+00:00

First comes a rabbit then comes a... idk jk! Jerboa!!!!!

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2021-10-26T12:02:28+00:00

Once on scorched Earth I caught my jeera boa skiing on water

score 7 · Answer 11 · 2021-10-04T14:29:36+00:00

whoever and I mean whoever uses these for farms, i do not like you.

score 9 · Answer 12 · 2020-08-11T05:21:36+00:00

Breed a bunch with insane health and melee damage get an army send them in on a giga see what happens just for fun.

Oh god the bloodshed that day. thoes poor jerboas

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2022-11-19T17:48:35+00:00

Paint it yellow and name it Pikachu and use a cryopod as a Pokéball

score 6 · Answer 14 · 2022-03-31T01:01:28+00:00

Dye it yellow

You have acquired pikachu!

You are now Ash Ketchum!

I now feel dumb! Tina originals 😞😔

score 9 · Answer 15 · 2020-07-08T11:07:10+00:00

ARK gods: makes ferox

ferox: can’t build churches

ARK gods: \ reboot

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2023-05-18T13:22:32+00:00

If you see a wild one of these run for your life and scream like a howler monkey these things will lick you bone dry before grabbing you by the feet and tossing you into the ocean before continuously laughing at you.

score 10 · Answer 17 · 2019-10-01T23:27:54+00:00

Why dont you make them dig under ground burrows for a den

score 7 · Answer 18 · 2021-05-21T01:09:40+00:00

Dude my friend said we should put bombs on jerboas (or shine horns I don’t remember) and throw them at people as little bombers

score 9 · Answer 19 · 2020-02-16T12:51:01+00:00

Don’t mess with the desert dodos if you mess with one they will all change to you and attack don’t mess with the

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2023-03-19T16:40:31+00:00

My friend was trying to tame one and she knocked it out in the water🤣(it survived)