Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me and my friend where just hanging out with our jerboas when someone jumped into our camp with a wyvern and killed them all. So us (being totally normal) tamed a whole army of jerboas and leveled only their health. We set them on the guys base, the following chaos was beautiful as he tried to kill all the jerboas. (Btw afterwards we did end up actually raiding him but goddamn was the jerboa troll fun)
More Jerboa Funny Tips
*Me when i have to sacrifice my little Zilla to the other side of the allo's:"I'm sorry little one"(infinty war)
Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*
Crush: Why do you have so many...
Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING
Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...
Wow itβs a unmutated nameless so cool!!
Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.
Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.
How to make a nuclear siren π¨β’οΈ.
1. Tame like about 12 to 30
2. Put them inside your base
3. Wait for the weather to get bad
4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)
5. You have a nuclear siren
Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff
I tamed one with my girlfriend
Me: what should we na,
My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!
It died, I cried, my dino's made that Paracer fly. RIP: Unnamed Jerboa 2017-2017
'Atleast I got my Desert hat back'