*Me when i have to sacrifice my little Zilla to the other side of the allo's:"I'm sorry little one"(infinty war)

Jerboa is just a Mini desert compass

Tame by trapping and beating it with your fists.

Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

Who else tames them cause there adorable I do

Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...

Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.

Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.

How to make a nuclear siren 🚨☢️.

1. Tame like about 12 to 30

2. Put them inside your base

3. Wait for the weather to get bad

4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)

5. You have a nuclear siren

Shoulder Pet Con

Otter: hey at least i can insulate the survivor

Glowtail, Bulbdog, Shinehorn and featherlights: i GLOW

Compy; i am just a flex in large numbers

Sinomacrops: i can make the survivor glide

Archareaptyx (or sumthin like that): i am a living parachute

Jerboa: IS GON RANE

Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff