Otter: I will keep you warm

shinehorn: I will light your path

Jerboa: IS GONNA RAIN

Jerboa: hi I can sit on shoulders.

Dodo:wait u can sit on shoulders.

Titansaur: I want to try sitting on a shoulder.

Jerboa: be my guest

Human : aaargh

Sind of shattering bones

Titanosaur: oppos

Sorry for bad spelling

In soviet Russia jerboas put You on there shoulder

WHAT DID YOU DO

— plastic bag.

Ash Pikachu’s stats -

Lvl - 534

Heath - 10456

Stam - 7634

Hunger & Thirst - 10

Damage - 20345%

Movement Speed - I AM SPEED

Me:sees jerboa*

Also me:pulls out a club and berries*

Jerboa:ah sh** here we go again.

Otter: I got some pearls for you

Dodo: I got some eggs for you

Jerboa: THE FOG IS COMING, THE FOG IS COMING

Put all levels into melee damage and make it fight.

When A Noob Sees A jerboa they get hypnotized by the cuteness and does whatever the jerboa says.

Real life jerboas are cute but ark ones look like fennic foxes....still adorable as hell

We don’t need to talk about how many of these guys i have just sitting around in my base....

WHY WEREN'T YOU AT JERBOA PRACTICE

Jerboa; This is Jerboa forecast calls for clear.. wait no. Ummmmmmmmmmm Forecast calls for manticore shower 😬

Manticore; DIE PUNY HUMANS

Jerboa; Enjoy the rest of you day 🙂

Jerboa: I’m the cutest thing on ark!!!!!

Ferox: hold my juicy juice

Google the real life jerboa.

Piss off a giga ur dead

Lick a raptor ur dead

Kill my jerboa ur dead

Touch my sandwich ur dead

Me and my dad have like 4 of these in scorched earth and I’m making a jerboa house because they’re in the way and my dad is having trouble getting around with all the jerboas in our house.

Only cute if your graphics texture setting for ARK is above lowest.

Every other shoulder pet: I provide you with awsome abilitys

Jerboa: it gonna rain

I ended up killing a guy on pve by luring a raptor to his sleeping body, I got a cute jerboa out of it :)