Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the jerboa? Funny jerboa jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I was once on a pvp server where I had a red jerboa (there rare) and we were living in vacuum chambers so I accidentally flooded mine and... Reginald died. Then the server ROLLED BACK and he died again cause my tribe mate used him for carrying bullets, crashed and forgot he was underwater. Imma miss you lil bro, you couldn’t fight or tank but ... you filled my heart with joy
THIS IS THE ARK WEATHER FORECAST ☁️☀️
“Today on the weather forecast! Hi I’m Jerry and- wait is that a sandstorm coming!?!”
wrrrrEEEEeEeeE!wrrrrEEeEeEeEe!wrrrEEeEEEEeeE !
*this goes on for five hours*
“Okay um ima get a water and I’ll be right back for: the weather!”
Tina originals ( I am gonna need some inspiration from other writers before I continue this. I just feel to idk I guess bad to do this. 😞😔)