What are some funny jokes or stories about the jerboa? Funny jerboa jokes submitted by ARK players.
This slump is a freaking disgusting disease rip off of ferox
I OOFED IT ONE SHOT but i ate rare flowers at really low health and one killed me
Prob one of the cutest things on ark tbh..
Name one Rick and another one Morty and…BOOM!you got yourself a Rick and Morty episode 👍🏽
I tamed a bunch of these then my freinds started trying to steal them so I killed all my freinds
Please never kill these guys they are to cute i killd one one's and I did not forgive my self for a while
Why does dodoex say this are in ark mobile?
There real but they look like a rat gone wrong in real life
These things are THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE GAME! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
So cute you just wanna bash it’s head in with a club
My reactions to certain creatures:
unicorns: Shoot it down *pulls out rocket launcher*
Griffins: DIEEEEEEE (I have a much more better griffin so lol)
Jerboa: I CAN’T TAKE THE CUTENESS OF THIS THING I MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE
Me trying to speed run on scorched Earth: looks cute
Jerboa why do you have a weapons?
Me I’m sorry
Jerboa no no no no pls
Great for eating and kill gigas in a sigle bite be carful
A little bit more cute than a roll rat
Do not be fooled by it's looks...if you look close enough and listen... IT HAS AN EVIL LAUGH RIGHT AFTER HE RIPS THE LIVING DAYLIGHT OUT OF YOU AND YOUR REX ARMY...do not ask about my mental issues please😁
One time when I unclaimed it I was a starter and it ended up killing me because it was a level 65 …
Best friend for you💖💖(you can kill them for easy hide and meat)
I heard that it shits a lot and it’s sus
Everybody thinks that this is cute
They're vermin