Guys watch the trailer to scorched earth. It gives a good idea on shops (with tames and with these lil fuzz balls in it.

Get a yellow one and put it in a cryopod, dollar store pokemon

Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

Do not tame me with your girlfriend next to you, she will insist on naming something like princess. One time I re-names it, and when she came back she like, where’s pooty pie?, and I like, oh, uh, he died, then she like start crying. I had to tame like 20 lil fuzz balls to make her stop. Then I showed her scurvy, the original pooty pie that I renamed. She was so angry and happy and crying everywhere. Happy tears this time

Me:sees jerboa*
Also me:pulls out a club and berries*
Jerboa:ah sh** here we go again.

Found one of these little cuties up in the Chalk Hills In Valguero. I tamed it immediately, named him Jerry. Jerry was such a good boy, he always stuck right by my side up on my cliff home. Then... A rex wandered into our area, thankfully we were at home on the cliff, so the rex couldn’t reach us. I accidentally double pressed y while I was looking down on the rex, when suddenly I see poor Jerry flying down right into the rexes view. I watched as he was devoured by the beast..
One day... I’ll get my revenge for Jerry.

I tamed one with my girlfriend
Me: what should we na,

My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!

If a ferox went to rehab for its addiction

Jerboa: I’m the cutest thing on ark!!!!!
Ferox: hold my juicy juice

Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...