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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the jerboa? Funny jerboa jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2019-06-11T03:38:04+00:00

So saddddd... i got one and it was on my shoulder i saw a girl jeraboa btw mine was a boy and i though it got stuck in the ground and i went to look it came running at meh and i screamed AAAHHH RAPTOR!!!!!!!! I tackled me and my jeraboa died.... :c and it was right after i tamed it😣😣😣😣😣

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2018-03-19T19:55:32+00:00

Good for deathworm bait. Through, shoot, worm!

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2026-01-16T01:12:02+00:00

Me -

OOOOooO A jerboa let’s kill it

Teamates- you wouldn’t would y- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MONSTER!

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2023-04-14T19:21:28+00:00

Name It Daisy, Take It To Abberation, Get Full Tek Armor Painted Green And Grey, Get A Good Pump Action With Plenty Of Ammo, Have The Jerboa Die, Be Mad, Become Doomguy And Get Vengence On The Reapers And Nameless That Wronged You…

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2022-10-24T00:49:15+00:00

Name a black and white one Spamton G. Spamton for free [[KROMER]]

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2022-07-27T18:56:10+00:00

Me: are you the cutest animal in the game

Jerboa: yea

System: player look for a ferox

Me: YOU LIED TO ME JERBOA

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2022-07-24T14:58:38+00:00

They are so cute 😍

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-12-30T14:31:12+00:00

Can someone on the volcano server on mobile tame like 20 of these for nuke siren?

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-12-29T23:21:22+00:00

We need that announced but never released mobile map with 6 biomes. If added I would be more excited then I was for the 2.0 update in ACNH. And I want this creature but I am too noob to get into a dungeon. If I got a jerboa I would treat it like a queen

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-08-11T18:33:49+00:00

Jeboa: aaaaaa it’s a nice time to be a jeboa

Me: (slowly walking looking like this 👉🥵🏏)

Jeboa: :|

Me: *wacks it round the head with a club*

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2021-08-08T12:01:40+00:00

CAPTAIN SUACE. SUACE! SUACE! SUACE!

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2021-07-25T21:39:34+00:00

I don’t think these things could survive without people

I mean, look at them, am I right?

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2021-05-23T05:26:58+00:00

I know I will never see this creature as I am only on mobile.😢

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2021-01-26T21:25:52+00:00

You when you have no base and water: sandstorm

You when you have no heat protection and water: heatwave

You when you are gathering metal: lightning storm

(Does not relate to jerboa but he the SE creature and he can tell wether so ya) 🔼 if you liked it

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2021-01-23T16:17:04+00:00

Commander: field team detox and jerboa move in

Dodo with assault rifle: die die die die

Suicide jerboa: sure

(Explosion and muffled screams

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2021-01-05T13:45:21+00:00

Cute but evil little cutie, it evil but so cute

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2020-02-02T08:36:02+00:00

I'm taking them to war jerboa army

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2019-12-16T19:20:19+00:00

Rip pika my jerboa die you stupid Rex watches compys eat it my face😈

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-27T23:27:49+00:00

If you kill these I’m coming for your kneecaps.

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2020-12-03T17:53:17+00:00

Someone should make a mod that allows these guys to mutate to obsidian like a ferocious does to element. Could be a fun idea. If any of you are mod devs mabey consider?