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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the jerboa? Funny jerboa jokes submitted by ARK players.
In case of emergency break glass with wrench hold on, this one says, use Rock to break glass to get wrench to break glass to get rock,oooooo I love logic puzzles! Let's see,if you use"hiyaaa solved it" duh duhhhhhhhhh! Up if you get the ratchet and clank going commando reference and if you do you are amazing
So I was in this dude’s base on a server. He’s got space whales, a giga army, unholy amount of wyverns, and his whole base is made outta tek. And I went inside cuz I was buying a blood stalker, but it was not his base. The whole thing was full of jerboas. Everywhere. The whole interior. Why? I do not know. He didn’t even have a real base, just a tek jerboa chamber and lots of tames. Hmmmmmm.
If your tribemates or some raiders kill your jerboa don't forget that there are many torcher weapons in ark (like the wooden cage,handcuffs,tranquilizer darts,feed them to megalodons or a pit of titanoboas while unconscious,you get the point...)you know that the only defense mechanism of jerboas is their cuteness that's why couldn't left myself to kill them but if someone kill them I first put narcotics in them and begin the torcher.