*Me when i have to sacrifice my little Zilla to the other side of the allo's:"I'm sorry little one"(infinty war)

So cute yet so annoying 😭💀🙏

Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...

Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.

Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.

Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff

How to make a nuclear siren 🚨☢️.

1. Tame like about 12 to 30

2. Put them inside your base

3. Wait for the weather to get bad

4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)

5. You have a nuclear siren

Since the real men do this guy isn’t here real men take baby jerboa & feed to carchas

I tamed one with my girlfriend

Me: what should we na,

My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!