Dont you all love it when your trying to tame this little critter then a stupid basilisk attacks you in the middle of it and you die so amazing on crystal isles

Ferox before the element addiction

Me: The wild jerboa in its natural habitat

Me: AAAAHhhhhh! (Blood Noises)

Ferox: Hehehe😈

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Sorry guys my jerboa jumped on my keyboard

-GigaS/ayer

This thing is my new gf. Forget about human girls. To be susseful in life you need a jerboa from ark. These little cuties tell you when there a electrical storm and other bad stuff.

Real life jerboa sucks

Jerboa: Incoming sh*t storm. Jerboa 2: Why God Why?!

If you find one kill it it will give you lots of sadness oops I ment hide

i'mn't sure if it's just me but when i harvest these guys they give like 80 hide 'n stuff... but a direwolf gives 12 hide and 7 meat..?

maybe my harvesting is broken.

Otter : Yeah, I’m the cutest thing in ark.

Jerboa Joins the discord :

Otter has left the discord :

Jerboa : Who says the otter is the cutest?

Once I was on a mountain with Carnos down a cliff, I was mining crystal and getting berries with the button 🔺And clicked it too fast , and:

💁‍♂️

🪨🪨 🪨🪨. 🐇.

🪨🪨🪨

🪨🪨🪨🪨

🪨🪨🪨🪨 🦖🦖🦖

I quadruple triple dog dare you to search up “jerboa” On safari. Find out the truth. I log on to ark and see this imposter…. Such a lie. Search to find the beautiful truth… You will see, You will be much wiser…

Although they are cute the grin is like they have your mind

Once I throw it at a pot of paint and came out lookin like umbrion

Me:OMG AN ARK VERSION OF PIKACHU Jerboa:You are my SLAVE now Me(distracted by cuteness) OK IDC Jerboa:MWAHAHAHA MY PLAN TO RULE THE WORLD WILL WORK WITH A HUMAN! Me: Wait... WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Jerboa: Nothin’ my slave Me: K

What do you call a jerboa next to the manticore?

Dead Meat

Jo boa

Joey bower

They spawn in the swamp on crystal isles so be careful about sarcos when taming them

ME: hm... Who's cuter

Ferox: :)

Jerboa: :)

ME: Ferox: turns into a fat disgusting creature. Jerboa 100%

Just have somebody else do the hard work for you. That way, you don’t lose a thing! :3