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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the jerboa? Funny jerboa jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2022-03-30T07:44:26+00:00

i'mn't sure if it's just me but when i harvest these guys they give like 80 hide 'n stuff... but a direwolf gives 12 hide and 7 meat..?

maybe my harvesting is broken.

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-03-20T17:03:26+00:00

Otter : Yeah, I’m the cutest thing in ark.

Jerboa Joins the discord :

Otter has left the discord :

Jerboa : Who says the otter is the cutest?

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-19T09:58:00+00:00

This thing is my new gf. Forget about human girls. To be susseful in life you need a jerboa from ark. These little cuties tell you when there a electrical storm and other bad stuff.

Real life jerboa sucks

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2020-03-22T17:10:50+00:00

Jerboa: Incoming sh*t storm. Jerboa 2: Why God Why?!

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2018-02-12T11:57:03+00:00

If you find one kill it it will give you lots of sadness oops I ment hide

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2024-03-24T18:13:18+00:00

Once I was on a mountain with Carnos down a cliff, I was mining crystal and getting berries with the button 🔺And clicked it too fast , and:

💁‍♂️

🪨🪨 🪨🪨. 🐇.

🪨🪨🪨

🪨🪨🪨🪨

🪨🪨🪨🪨 🦖🦖🦖

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-10-03T00:11:31+00:00

I quadruple triple dog dare you to search up “jerboa” On safari. Find out the truth. I log on to ark and see this imposter…. Such a lie. Search to find the beautiful truth… You will see, You will be much wiser…

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2019-05-20T00:32:02+00:00

Although they are cute the grin is like they have your mind

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2019-05-04T13:24:48+00:00

Once I throw it at a pot of paint and came out lookin like umbrion

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-06-21T15:48:43+00:00

What do you call a jerboa next to the manticore?

Dead Meat

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2018-12-25T01:49:57+00:00

Me:OMG AN ARK VERSION OF PIKACHU Jerboa:You are my SLAVE now Me(distracted by cuteness) OK IDC Jerboa:MWAHAHAHA MY PLAN TO RULE THE WORLD WILL WORK WITH A HUMAN! Me: Wait... WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Jerboa: Nothin’ my slave Me: K

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2018-10-02T05:18:51+00:00

Joey bower

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2020-09-13T16:15:48+00:00

They spawn in the swamp on crystal isles so be careful about sarcos when taming them

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2020-09-05T20:58:41+00:00

ME: hm... Who's cuter

Ferox: :)

Jerboa: :)

ME: Ferox: turns into a fat disgusting creature. Jerboa 100%

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2020-08-18T17:13:54+00:00

Just have somebody else do the hard work for you. That way, you don’t lose a thing! :3

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2020-04-16T00:39:22+00:00

A jerabo is cute, his heads smaller than a poo

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2020-04-07T16:53:30+00:00

Be very careful jerboas smell fear

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-03-02T23:53:27+00:00

Unrelated but u p

if u wan ark to have small cats

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2023-01-20T22:48:18+00:00

In case of emergency break glass with wrench hold on, this one says, use Rock to break glass to get wrench to break glass to get rock,oooooo I love logic puzzles! Let's see,if you use"hiyaaa solved it" duh duhhhhhhhhh! Up if you get the ratchet and clank going commando reference and if you do you are amazing