This thing is my new gf. Forget about human girls. To be susseful in life you need a jerboa from ark. These little cuties tell you when there a electrical storm and other bad stuff.
Real life jerboa sucks
*Me when i have to sacrifice my little Zilla to the other side of the allo's:"I'm sorry little one"(infinty war)
Otter: I will keep you warm
shinehorn: I will light your path
Jerboa: IS GONNA RAIN
Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*
Crush: Why do you have so many...
Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING
Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...
Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.
Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.
How to make a nuclear siren 🚨☢️.
1. Tame like about 12 to 30
2. Put them inside your base
3. Wait for the weather to get bad
4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)
5. You have a nuclear siren
DOT UNDERESTIMATE THEM, THOSE LITTLE DEVILS COST ME MY LIGHTNING WYVERN (named Bluetooth)
Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff
I tamed one with my girlfriend
Me: what should we na,
My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
