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Welcome to the jerboa exercise routine just follow what I say

Jump jump duck jump duck run in place for 10 seconds

Jump kick duck jump duck jump, kick punch if you can do a handstand for three seconds, and if you have enough space in your backyard run around as fast as you can and jump around in circles,

and that is the jerboa exercise routine

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