Guys watch the trailer to scorched earth. It gives a good idea on shops (with tames and with these lil fuzz balls in it.

Get a yellow one and put it in a cryopod, dollar store pokemon

Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*

Crush: Why do you have so many...

Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

Me:sees jerboa*
Also me:pulls out a club and berries*
Jerboa:ah sh** here we go again.

Found one of these little cuties up in the Chalk Hills In Valguero. I tamed it immediately, named him Jerry. Jerry was such a good boy, he always stuck right by my side up on my cliff home. Then... A rex wandered into our area, thankfully we were at home on the cliff, so the rex couldn’t reach us. I accidentally double pressed y while I was looking down on the rex, when suddenly I see poor Jerry flying down right into the rexes view. I watched as he was devoured by the beast..
One day... I’ll get my revenge for Jerry.

If a ferox went to rehab for its addiction

I tamed one with my girlfriend
Me: what should we na,

My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!

Jerboa: I’m the cutest thing on ark!!!!!
Ferox: hold my juicy juice

Do not tame me with your girlfriend next to you, she will insist on naming something like princess. One time I re-names it, and when she came back she like, where’s pooty pie?, and I like, oh, uh, he died, then she like start crying. I had to tame like 20 lil fuzz balls to make her stop. Then I showed her scurvy, the original pooty pie that I renamed. She was so angry and happy and crying everywhere. Happy tears this time

Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...