Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies

I once had one. Me an my friends were tossing him around. Eventually Garry died of starvation and we needed a new Garry to throw around again. Great for ball game tournaments.
More Jerboa Funny Tips
Human: starts killin jerboas
Jerboa: yo chali, hold my beer
Chali:sure man, oh this loops good
Human: incoherent screams
Jerboa: aight, he's gone an- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BEER?!?!?!
Chali: Come on man it was Premium lager!
Jerboa: I don't care!
Chali: incoherent screams
Jerboa: yo chali, hold my beer
Chali:sure man, oh this loops good
Human: incoherent screams
Jerboa: aight, he's gone an- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BEER?!?!?!
Chali: Come on man it was Premium lager!
Jerboa: I don't care!
Chali: incoherent screams
So I was once on a pvp server where I had a red jerboa (there rare) and we were living in vacuum chambers so I accidentally flooded mine and... Reginald died. Then the server ROLLED BACK and he died again cause my tribe mate used him for carrying bullets, crashed and forgot he was underwater. Imma miss you lil bro, you couldn’t fight or tank but ... you filled my heart with joy
I defiantly did not destroy everything in my house and killed all my animals and just got these dudes all over my house and outside and killed a pack of raptors and killed a giga (they were all a high lvl thats why) then OUT OF NO WHERE MY TRIBE MATES JUST COME AND KILL THEM ALL WHILE IM NOT HERE. I destroyed and raided and killed every single one of them
Aww a cute egg this little one should not mind
Wait level 1000
I BEG U THE ADMIN HELP ME
Wait level 1000
I BEG U THE ADMIN HELP ME
Jerboa: hi I can sit on shoulders.
Dodo:wait u can sit on shoulders.
Titansaur: I want to try sitting on a shoulder.
Jerboa: be my guest
Human : aaargh
Sind of shattering bones
Titanosaur: oppos
Sorry for bad spelling
Dodo:wait u can sit on shoulders.
Titansaur: I want to try sitting on a shoulder.
Jerboa: be my guest
Human : aaargh
Sind of shattering bones
Titanosaur: oppos
Sorry for bad spelling
Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*
Crush: Why do you have so many...
Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING
Crush: Why do you have so many...
Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING
I tamed one with my girlfriend
Me: what should we na,
My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!
Me: what should we na,
My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!