Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
I once had one. Me an my friends were tossing him around. Eventually Garry died of starvation and we needed a new Garry to throw around again. Great for ball game tournaments.
More Jerboa Funny Tips
I donβt think these things could survive without people
I mean, look at them, am I right?
How to make a nuclear siren π¨β’οΈ.
1. Tame like about 12 to 30
2. Put them inside your base
3. Wait for the weather to get bad
4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)
5. You have a nuclear siren
Let's pretend we have a baby jerboa, and we paint it green
Ehem..
Baby yoda!
Baby yoda
Flying in his pod,
Baby yoda.
Baby yoda!
Baby yoda.
Flying in his pod baby yoda.
The world has gone insane
And they don't know what is right
You have to keep on keepin' on
Get on that blarg and hold on tight, TTTIIIIGGHHTTTTTT
Baby yoda! Dododod
Baby yoda. Dododod
Flying in his poooodddddddddddd......baby yoooodddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaa YEAH!!
Baby yoda song
Made another in otter section
Check it out
Up for more plz
Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*
Crush: Why do you have so many...
Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING
This thing looks like a cross between a cat and a baby kangaroo
Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...
Every other shoulder pet: I provide you with awsome abilitys
Jerboa: it gonna rain
Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.
If you kill these I will hunt you down and kill you times 1000
If you kill these I will hunt you down and kill you times 1000