Tell me if you think that a jerboa could be a newsman cause they’ll make a great one. They be screaming in the camera when weather is bad.
When u encounter one of these, run for ur very life.
Sure they may look cute but that's all a ruse, in reality they are baby faced killers.
so yea RUN...
Why are u still here?,
Ya like jazz?
*Me when i have to sacrifice my little Zilla to the other side of the allo's:"I'm sorry little one"(infinty war)
Otter: I will keep you warm
shinehorn: I will light your path
Jerboa: IS GONNA RAIN
Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*
Crush: Why do you have so many...
Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING
Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...
Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.
Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.
DOT UNDERESTIMATE THEM, THOSE LITTLE DEVILS COST ME MY LIGHTNING WYVERN (named Bluetooth)
How to make a nuclear siren 🚨☢️.
1. Tame like about 12 to 30
2. Put them inside your base
3. Wait for the weather to get bad
4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)
5. You have a nuclear siren
Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
