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Yo solo tenia un jerbia porque estaba recien empesando y dormi un raptor nivel…

Yo solo tenia un jerbia porque estaba recien empesando y dormi un raptor nivel 75 y le quedaba vomo 10 de vida y bino el jerboa y lo mato entonse me enoje y lo tire a la grieta de los winer y balioπ©π©π©
More Jerboa Funny Tips
*Me when i have to sacrifice my little Zilla to the other side of the allo's:"I'm sorry little one"(infinty war)
Tame too many and your home end up a nuclear siren...
Me: *Tame Slots Filled With Jerboas*
Crush: Why do you have so many...
Me MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING
Paint it yellow, name it Pikachu.
Predicts weather better than a modern day news cast.
Ya punch it in da face till it's knocked out n ya put berries on it n stuff
How to make a nuclear siren π¨β’οΈ.
1. Tame like about 12 to 30
2. Put them inside your base
3. Wait for the weather to get bad
4. Turn your volume to 20 (30 if you want)
5. You have a nuclear siren
I tamed one with my girlfriend
Me: what should we na,
My girlfriend: NAME IT CHARLES!!!
It died, I cried, my dino's made that Paracer fly. RIP: Unnamed Jerboa 2017-2017
'Atleast I got my Desert hat back'
The deadliest Dino to ever roam the scorched earth it will instantly kill any level dragon...