Basically I just spent 5hrs getting a lol 150 wyvern egg and on my way back to my base this stupid idiot swoops down and steals stand I couldn't get it back and now I need a new keyboard 😭

It ate my shotgun...

IT ATE MY SHOTGUN?!!

Ha! You ate a sword DUMBASS (Dum bass).

Uhhohh

Running for life from Alpha Rex. Jumps up on rock pulls out long neck.... Wait where's my rifle 😭 ....

Me and my little brother just bought ark and tamed our first dodo, named sea foam. When one of these little bastards swooped in and killed our bird

One of these little demons was attacking me so I grabbed my crossbow and shot it. Forgot crossbow had trank arrows. Long story short I have a level 18(male) flying demon now

I was going about my business, when yet another Ichthyornis tried to steal my stuff. I didn't have any other ranged weapons on me, so I shot him with my Tranq Crossbow, and somehow, he was knocked out instead of dying. Naturally, I went to tame him, and I decided to name him Tobi. Fast forward a bit, and an Allosaurus pack has wiped out all my dinosaurs, except for my fresh Basilosaurus, and for some reason, Tobi. I decided then to give him the adult name of Tobikomu, with him now being my oldest dinosaur. Even to this day, amidst my vast herd of tames, Tobikomu still holds a special place in my heart. Thank you, Tobikomu, my happiest little accident.

I was taming a 125 trike and the bird stole 100 of my 123 narcotics

HE JUST STOLE 100 NARCOTICS FROM ME

IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?!?!

After reading the stories about Greg I realized these guys are awesome and I didn’t even know until after I tamed one, now I want to tame armies of these guys because they are so cool. Btw these dudes are extremely easy to know out because they come right at you and you can throw a bola at them and start tranqing them.

Once an ichthy took 46 narcotics from me, ate them and knocked itself out. I had fun beating it to death

I had a dodo egg farm in the very beginning of the game, and I had a bunch of dodos named ‘eggs’ and they were all female, but I had a male to mate boost them for faster eggs. The male was named ‘The Man’ and he was my special friend, but then one of these are him in one bite!! I tamed the bird though and earned ♾️ fish, named the bird ‘Jeffrey Brozos’ cause he was my new bro.

Okay i cant help it. Off to tame a greg

Viva las seagull!

Ok I was walking with ascendant riot armour and one of these stupid birds decided they'd rip it off of me and pick up my LEVEL 350 DODO and EAT IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!*in loving memory of george*

Read Greg, Don’t Hate Ichthyornis and Someone Please Make a Big Sanctuary

when I was playing on a crystal isle server i was coming back after getting a level 230 blood crystal wyvern egg and then my Pt runs out of stamina and he lands on the beach and then I saw a female Pt and decided to tame it The second I hop off my pt this guy swoops down and steals my egg and I spent six minutes trying to hit him with a bola then when I finally hit it and I kill it I realize that they eat your items and then I just left the server because that was the only wyvern egg I could find so I just gave up.

Those f**kers need to go back to hell

Rockin', rockin' and rollin'

Down to the beach I'm strollin'

But the seagulls poke at my head

Not fun! I said

"Seagulls - MMGH! Stop it now!"

I hade a icthy named halwk she was the best tame i ever got whenever i needed prime for a tame i would put her on hunt and retrieve and i got ez prime from dodos

She saved me from a carno she flew into the jungle after agro'ing it and i never saw her again

This thing stole my Pegomastax off my should and ate it

Fun fact they can steal your crossbow I just got mone stolen and cant make another