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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyornis? Funny ichthyornis jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2020-09-22T21:27:09+00:00

Seagull:I think I eat this noobs dodo for dinner...

Me:Nope, I got snacks for you!

Seagull:Let's see them

Me:Yeah my spear...

EAT THAT YOU PIECE OF SH*T!

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-09-18T21:58:40+00:00

Go up to it, it's a passive tame.

And it totally won't eat your mastercraft assault rifle.

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2020-08-21T01:46:29+00:00

An ichthyornis stole your fiber!

Me: eh

An ichthyornis stole your mejoberries!

Me: wow lol

An ichthyornis stole your Fertilized Giganotosaurus Egg!

Why tho?

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2020-03-30T19:16:19+00:00

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-17T03:40:04+00:00

(Me)walking on the beach

(Seagull):oOoOo yummy

(Seagull)takes narcos

(Me):HEY MINE

(Seagull)takes all my narcotics

(Me):HOW THE FU*K ARE U NOT KNOCKED OUT

(Seagull) cuz I GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

(Me):ark devs rlly?!?!

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-04-11T05:04:00+00:00

Ichthyornis stole your trash

Ichthyornis stole your lvl 347 cryopod giga

Ichthyornis stole your trash

Ichthyornis stole your master craft shotgun

Ichthyornis stole your trash

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-03-19T03:22:43+00:00

Why is there kibble in mobile lmao

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2022-02-07T01:39:46+00:00

It took my eggs and berries like your mom did

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2022-01-25T20:03:30+00:00

you know how encanto has someone say "i call it the Not special special! because well you have no gift." i think if someone said it to this bird it would be "i call it the Not helpful helpful! because well your not helpful, especially when your wild!"

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2022-01-15T08:17:00+00:00

tamed one… then came an alpha raptor… it is no longer with us 1^ To pay respects😮‍💨

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2017-06-16T16:59:53+00:00

Well, now call Pelagornis ducks and Icthys dolphins.

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-11-08T19:57:49+00:00

Ichthyornis steals my narcoberrys

Me ok

Ichthyornis Steals parasaur egg

Me i have four

Ichthyornis Steals giga

Me pulls out homing missile

Ichthyornis Steals that

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2022-10-31T08:48:15+00:00

GUYS! If You Kill an Ichthyornis Before it eats Something it stole, You can’t get it back, and the bag will Disappear!

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-10-28T05:37:37+00:00

In my Survival World, While getting some Stone (or was it Flint?) A Ichthyornis Flew In Front of Me, And While I Was Getting Either Flint or Stone, I Killed It By Accident! LOL! Up so more people can see

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2022-06-21T23:30:25+00:00

Sytac got his water bottle stolen by one of these things. Thought that they drop the stuff they can’t eat so went looking for his water. I felt sorry cuz he didn’t kno at the time that it got eaten

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2023-09-15T05:31:17+00:00

Ahh a Normal day on the ark wait where is my lystro *looks up* frick this bird took him *uses 2000000000000000000000000000 arrows and misses every shot * god dang it dodo attack * dodo kills it in one shot even though it is lvl 0 * how the heck you know what I won’t even ask *lystro falls in water and gets killed by piranhas * aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

*breaks sound barrier* *looks in fridge IRL* where is my peanut butter *breaks sound barrier for 20000000000000000000 years *

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2021-10-01T15:14:10+00:00

How to get on your dragons

Did you now a boobs are cool

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2020-06-07T16:24:20+00:00

Wow, an Ichthyornis?

More like a B*tchthyornis!!

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2020-02-14T21:58:25+00:00

Ironic how it takes pegomastax kibble, they are both evil b*stards who will steal your implant.

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2020-07-04T14:45:29+00:00

Can you remove this from game it’s ridiculous