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What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyornis? Funny ichthyornis jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2021-11-22T04:47:32+00:00

Steals 20 fish meat doesn’t tame

Ark devs how we supposed to tame you can’t hit these motherf****** with tranqs

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2021-09-06T12:39:59+00:00

joey once said : could i HATE this thing anymore?

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2021-08-11T20:22:07+00:00

BIN CHICKEN OF ARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WONGA

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2021-08-10T11:04:05+00:00

Hippity Hoppity everything you own is now my property.

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2021-07-11T05:12:12+00:00

Look at this DUDE

I mean really his neck is his body. But when you see them in game...necks be longer than a 1million brontos necks! Like really!

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2021-06-17T06:22:33+00:00

What?! İcthyornis is evolving into...

PELAGORNİS

Sorry ill leave

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2021-05-16T18:03:19+00:00

Me: time to die birdy: birdy: what do you have: me: a spear *throws at birdy: me: this boi is dead

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2021-05-06T21:55:24+00:00

Microraptor+pego+ichythornis = My worst nightmare

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2021-03-13T22:46:53+00:00

This creature is loved throughout the ark, as a keen Fisher he will often be found around the ocean. But the best thing about him is he takes your items and gives them to the homeless

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2021-03-07T01:21:04+00:00

I can't find one of these for the life of me

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2021-02-27T00:38:11+00:00

Human: *makes progress*

Itchyornis: *spanish man laughing*

Human: *notices seagull and pulls out bow*

Itchyornis: *swoops downs and drops their bow down to the ground”

Human: *anger Intensifies*

Itchyornis: *buahahaha loser*

Human: *rages uncontrollably*

Itchyornis: *kills human*

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score 0 · Answer 12 · 2021-02-02T04:28:45+00:00

*flying over ocean with full Ascendant TEK Suit*

Icthy: hmm that’s a nice chest piece you got their...

You: Please no

Icthy: nom

*YOU WERE KILLED BY MEGALODON (Lvl 538)!*

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2021-01-30T06:29:39+00:00

These and pegos are the bane of my existence.

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2021-01-11T18:23:30+00:00

These idiots take everything called food (how much can fit in their stomachs?)

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2021-01-05T17:39:29+00:00

A squad of these destroyed my whole tribe....

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2021-01-04T18:19:18+00:00

Watch out, this steals your meat...

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-01-01T11:58:38+00:00

The story of Greg tho, I hope the best for Greg and his owner.

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2020-12-29T12:20:29+00:00

No words can describe the pain this creature gives...

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2020-11-12T23:02:21+00:00

Duck hunt wait no seagull hunt why do I need more words

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2020-11-12T22:37:43+00:00

Why ark why?????????!!!!!!!! a helpful tip should include more words