
What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyornis? Funny ichthyornis jokes submitted by ARK players.
That flying demons took everything from me. My flare gun? Gone. My spyglass? Gone. My giga egg? Gone, gone, gone! IT TOOK EVEN MY GIRLFRIEND! WHY, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME! I ALMOST BECAME AN ALCOHOLIC BUT THAT JERKS WAS STEALING MY BOOZE!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING WITH YOU!!! LET ME ALONE!! WHAT I'VE DONE TO YOU!!!!