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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyornis? Funny ichthyornis jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-04-10T09:28:50+00:00

Everybody gangsta till the ichtyornis steals ur tek rifle

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-24T02:31:25+00:00

Everybody talking bout this bird eating items but not talking about this bird eating me out

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2019-01-05T14:44:52+00:00

Imagine if Adolf Hitler was a bird

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2018-11-05T01:57:16+00:00

STEAL EAT SLEEP REPEAT. Loki all what it does.

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2018-10-19T22:04:30+00:00

Who knew the devil took form as a bird

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2018-07-04T00:50:26+00:00

Once when I was new to ark this thing attacked me which made my pterodon carbonemys and parasaur get mad so they attacked a trike and all my dinos died.

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2023-10-09T17:14:33+00:00

your level 130 giga just died by a lvl 1 itchy he is dead for the rest of life I'm spinning him like a pizza I'm punching his cheek I'm cracking it's skull I'm grabbing it's beak and then it's dead so just do that so it doesn't kill your giga

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-09-27T17:55:42+00:00

They are like prehistoric thieving seagulls.

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-02-18T23:53:40+00:00

This is bs this retard ate my water jars like nothing

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-20T05:11:24+00:00

Ways to exterminate the terrorist

1#kill it with a shotgun groovy

2#tame a alpha king titan and ANNIHLATE AND DESTROY IT

3#dun Dunn dun Dunn dun Dunn Dunn dundundudndudndundun Jaws

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2021-01-03T04:09:10+00:00

good thing for me I am on mobile so I can call the pelagornis a seagull

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2020-12-29T22:38:23+00:00

If it’s trying to kill you hide under a bronto

It will attack the bronto

And get yeeted

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2020-12-28T17:52:53+00:00

I have 1 and ick (the bird)and me decided to kill a lvl3 turtle. It took awhile Then I decided to jump in the fight and It only took about 3 arrows. He is still here and wonderful

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-09T00:40:50+00:00

Make sure to bola it it stole my narcotic and ate it

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2018-07-03T01:30:30+00:00

Only has one weakness... A FLAME THROWER!!!

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2018-02-20T14:32:31+00:00

You know what these remind me of.

Those seagulls from finding Nemo...MINE MINE MINE.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-07-04T03:19:15+00:00

That flying demons took everything from me. My flare gun? Gone. My spyglass? Gone. My giga egg? Gone, gone, gone! IT TOOK EVEN MY GIRLFRIEND! WHY, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME! I ALMOST BECAME AN ALCOHOLIC BUT THAT JERKS WAS STEALING MY BOOZE!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING WITH YOU!!! LET ME ALONE!! WHAT I'VE DONE TO YOU!!!!

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-07-02T09:11:43+00:00

Bipity bopity your cryoed lvl 999 giga is my property

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2023-06-14T04:57:18+00:00

Good idea: tame it, paint it red, yellow and other bright colors, make you wear a pirate hat and eyepatch, make a raft, add cannons to it, add a pirate flag to it. *pirates of the Caribbean music intensifies*

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-04T09:20:56+00:00

I have an Ark world that was around for Valentine’s Day so naturally I selectively bread an army of pink dodos when one of these bastards picked one up and flew it away. But he was lvl90 with 5000 health so he’s not dead though he was never seen again.