If u turn him on Hunt and retrieve near dodos, theese dodos will give you prime meat. Rate do people can see!

It ate my shotgun….

IT ATE MY SHOTGUN??

You can instantly summon them by not wanting them around

He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he eat your narcotic stacc.

You know that one relatable moment when one of these eats your shotgun and you don’t have any range except for a crossbow with tranq darts and you kill it and I turns out it somehow digested your brand new shotgun and your left with 9 shotgun shells and no way to use them

You have a fertilized lightning wyvern egg?

Oh well thats to bad

When you think nothing could be worse, and there you have it, a flying pegomastax!!

He steals your narcotics, he steal your lv 300 wyvern egg, he steal ur girlfriend, and most importantly, he kills you and some guy down in Africa

When he’s tamed he gives you really good fish

I was coming home from a wyvern run and I had a lvl 145 egg and my pt had to get stamina and this little sh** comes over and eats the dang thing!

I tamed a level 5 dodo. I liked my dodo. This seagull picked up my dodo and ate my dodo.