He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.

If u turn him on Hunt and retrieve near dodos, theese dodos will give you prime meat. Rate do people can see!

He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he eat your narcotic stacc.

When running under one you should

1. Write your will

2. Decide if you want to be buried or burned

3. Kill yourself

This guy ate my stone axe shouldn’t that slit his throat

You have a fertilized lightning wyvern egg?

Oh well thats to bad

Up if you think these silly birds should not exist

I was coming home from a wyvern run and I had a lvl 145 egg and my pt had to get stamina and this little sh** comes over and eats the dang thing!

When you think nothing could be worse, and there you have it, a flying pegomastax!!