Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Wow ark. More Godzilla bosses. Island gave us kumonga and King Kong. Extinction gave us King Ceaser and Godzilla
More Ice Titan Funny Tips
Get your jaegers ready to take done this kaiju ๐
Your first encounter: is that a ferox if it had WAY to much element. Wait is element crack to this thing?????????!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
According to all known laws of aviation, thereโs no way an Ice Titan should be able to jump.
What killed the dinosaurs?
The ice age
Dev1: Letโs make an arctic creature!
Dev2: You mean like, another penguin?
Dev1: No, silly! An Ice Titan!
Dev2: Well that doesnโt sound so bad.
Dev1: Make it really intimidating and big enough to swallow a rex.
Dev2: I take that back, this isnโt gonna be good.
Dev1: Shut up and stop worrying! Nothing I make is ever a mistake!
Dev1: Give it hundreds of thousands of health.
Dev2: Hundreds of melee damage?
Dev1: No, 15,000 damage obviously.
Dev2: Is it a boss?
Dev1: Yeah, and itโs tamable!
Dev2: Well that wonโt ruin base raids at all.
Dev1: Oh, you havenโt seen the worst of it.
Dev2: But itโs a boss! Not to mention it has 15,000 damage!
Dev1: Well it may be a boss yes, but itโs not the final boss.
Dev2: Do I dare ask any questions?
Dev1: Make it look like godzilla, but big enough to crash the game every time.
Dev2: Thatโs it, I quit!
Remember when Ark had real dinosaurs?
Yeah, me neitherโฆ
This is โThe guy she tells you not to worry aboutโ....
... WORRY ABOUT IT!
Ok who gave a ferox more crack than usual
The real way a man tamed this thing is by getting itโs corruption off by punching it
Get your jaegers ready to take done this kaiju ๐