Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the ice titan? Funny ice titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
I somehow managed to tame this Titan. So I took it over to the alpha tribe. I invited the entire server to watch me raid them. I kept quoting black panther the entire time. So on my server, Iβm not just an alpha, Iβm a celebrity.
What killed the dinosaurs?
The ice age
The ice age
According to all known laws of aviation, thereβs no way an Ice Titan should be able to jump.
Easy starter game just some narcoberries and a slingshot
How to tame
1: get narcos
2: get meat
3: find Titan
4: hit it with fist
5: put meat and narcos in its inventory
6: wait 10 secs
7: enjoy your new Titan
(if you are a noob then you must read this. You can not tame anything but like dodos and dilos with this method)
1: get narcos
2: get meat
3: find Titan
4: hit it with fist
5: put meat and narcos in its inventory
6: wait 10 secs
7: enjoy your new Titan
(if you are a noob then you must read this. You can not tame anything but like dodos and dilos with this method)
This is βThe guy she tells you not to worry aboutβ....
... WORRY ABOUT IT!
... WORRY ABOUT IT!
Get your jaegers ready to take done this kaiju π
When you see it shit your pants
Ferox's ice brother
The real way a man tamed this thing is by getting itβs corruption off by punching it
Press green arrow if any of these titans remind u of Attack on Titan
Noob:Haha! I have summon the great ice titan! Now he will be my pet!
Ice titan:AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!! *completely shreks noob*
Ice titan:AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!! *completely shreks noob*
Walking in a winter wonderland-
Oh gosh Iβm dead.
Oh gosh Iβm dead.
One day a little baby ice titan came to my base and I named him Kevin... Now the alpha tribe wonβt raid my tribe again! Since there is no alpha tribe anymore π
Somebody spawn in 50 of these on a map with a lot of beginners. π
Looks like the devs have been playing Shadow of the Colossus lately. Nice!
Wandering around the snow biome and this thing lands on me amd kills me...now that's just cold...
Wonder what would happen if it melts, maybe it turns into the ocean Titan, or just a puddle, or an ocean, or a ferox
Ymir, is this you?
Attack on Titan Reference
Attack on Titan Reference
What a Beautiful place for a base. Wait whatβs with the massive shadow. Oh crap...