Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ice titan? Funny ice titan jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 353 · Answer 1 · 2018-11-06T19:33:28+00:00

According to all known laws of aviation, there’s no way an Ice Titan should be able to jump.

score 348 · Answer 2 · 2018-11-07T21:38:33+00:00

What killed the dinosaurs?

The ice age

score 228 · Answer 3 · 2018-11-07T05:26:11+00:00

This is “The guy she tells you not to worry about”....

... WORRY ABOUT IT!

score 177 · Answer 4 · 2018-11-08T23:44:56+00:00

The real way a man tamed this thing is by getting it’s corruption off by punching it

score 170 · Answer 5 · 2018-11-06T12:28:42+00:00

Get your jaegers ready to take done this kaiju 😜

score 85 · Answer 6 · 2020-12-30T18:41:43+00:00

I somehow managed to tame this Titan. So I took it over to the alpha tribe. I invited the entire server to watch me raid them. I kept quoting black panther the entire time. So on my server, I’m not just an alpha, I’m a celebrity.

score 139 · Answer 7 · 2018-11-10T01:12:16+00:00

Walking in a winter wonderland-

Oh gosh I’m dead.

score 107 · Answer 8 · 2018-11-10T15:50:19+00:00

Somebody spawn in 50 of these on a map with a lot of beginners. 😈

score 76 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-28T14:35:03+00:00

Ferox's ice brother

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2023-07-05T20:35:13+00:00

Best way to tame:

1. Get mek

2. Shoot it

3. Accidentally kill it

4. Make a dermis

5. Worship it

6. Die

7.. Ride in heaven

score 98 · Answer 11 · 2018-11-11T17:52:11+00:00

Looks like the devs have been playing Shadow of the Colossus lately. Nice!

score 12 · Answer 12 · 2022-12-27T20:20:02+00:00

It’s so big but dies after one day

score 10 · Answer 13 · 2023-02-06T18:09:46+00:00

Real men beat it with level 1 wild caught dodo.

score 64 · Answer 14 · 2019-11-24T06:19:43+00:00

One day a little baby ice titan came to my base and I named him Kevin... Now the alpha tribe won’t raid my tribe again! Since there is no alpha tribe anymore 😈

score 76 · Answer 15 · 2018-11-11T02:36:37+00:00

Wandering around the snow biome and this thing lands on me amd kills me...now that's just cold...

score 70 · Answer 16 · 2018-12-25T07:58:35+00:00

Easy starter game just some narcoberries and a slingshot

score 36 · Answer 17 · 2021-03-26T02:57:04+00:00

This what happens if the ferox eats too much element, man he looks like he took steroids too

score 65 · Answer 18 · 2018-11-13T14:20:09+00:00

(Ice titan jumps)

Me: OH GO...........

(John cena theme play)

score 46 · Answer 19 · 2019-11-25T02:04:46+00:00

(Ice titan) gets tamed

Everybody else on the pvp server ☻

score 56 · Answer 20 · 2018-11-22T00:53:17+00:00

Merry Christmas from the biggest A-Hole in all of ark