Get your jaegers ready to take done this kaiju 😜

According to all known laws of aviation, there’s no way an Ice Titan should be able to jump.

What killed the dinosaurs?

The ice age

Your just moving you *base* to a new biome:

Your ice titan stepped on a dodo level 20.

Player: aww that sad.

Your ice titan stepped on a level 100 giga.

Player: mannnn.. i could’ve tamed that.

Your ice titan stepped on a level 250 unicorn.

Player: *quits*

This is “The guy she tells you not to worry about”....

... WORRY ABOUT IT!

The ice titan and his rider:

Ice titan: “hey! Wanna go level a forest?”

Rider: “no that will make the forest titan angry.”

Ice titan: “But that’s the best part! C,mon let’s go.”

The real way a man tamed this thing is by getting it’s corruption off by punching it

Walking in a winter wonderland-

Oh gosh I’m dead.

I somehow managed to tame this Titan. So I took it over to the alpha tribe. I invited the entire server to watch me raid them. I kept quoting black panther the entire time. So on my server, I’m not just an alpha, I’m a celebrity.