Sigma males enter the boss arena with a t-shirt,shorts and a trusty shotgun
Me: sees ice Titan
Ice Titan: boo
Me: completely obliterates my pants and scares it off with the stink
Also me: and that kids is how you scare off the titans
It’s so big but dies after one day
According to all known laws of aviation, there’s no way an Ice Titan should be able to jump.
What killed the dinosaurs?
The ice age
ive tamed it
what did it cost.
Easy starter game just some narcoberries and a slingshot
This is “The guy she tells you not to worry about”....
... WORRY ABOUT IT!
Get your jaegers ready to take done this kaiju 😜
The real way a man tamed this thing is by getting it’s corruption off by punching it
I somehow managed to tame this Titan. So I took it over to the alpha tribe. I invited the entire server to watch me raid them. I kept quoting black panther the entire time. So on my server, I’m not just an alpha, I’m a celebrity.