Me: sees ice Titan

Ice Titan: boo

Me: completely obliterates my pants and scares it off with the stink

Also me: and that kids is how you scare off the titans

It’s so big but dies after one day

According to all known laws of aviation, there’s no way an Ice Titan should be able to jump.

What killed the dinosaurs?

The ice age

ive tamed it

what did it cost.

…my sanity

Easy starter game just some narcoberries and a slingshot

This is “The guy she tells you not to worry about”....

... WORRY ABOUT IT!

Get your jaegers ready to take done this kaiju 😜

The real way a man tamed this thing is by getting it’s corruption off by punching it

I somehow managed to tame this Titan. So I took it over to the alpha tribe. I invited the entire server to watch me raid them. I kept quoting black panther the entire time. So on my server, I’m not just an alpha, I’m a celebrity.