Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Way are all these things a 24 hour tame like you do so much to get these and the game is like well your 24 hours are up time to do all that again
Me no I’m tired of doing the hole Thing over and over I’m getting god console
Game ok that will be 14.99/15$ Ok
Me well I’ll just what next week for ascendant creature unlock so I’ll get tames easy
More Ice Titan Funny Tips
Dev1: Let’s make an arctic creature!
Dev2: You mean like, another penguin?
Dev1: No, silly! An Ice Titan!
Dev2: Well that doesn’t sound so bad.
Dev1: Make it really intimidating and big enough to swallow a rex.
Dev2: I take that back, this isn’t gonna be good.
Dev1: Shut up and stop worrying! Nothing I make is ever a mistake!
Dev1: Give it hundreds of thousands of health.
Dev2: Hundreds of melee damage?
Dev1: No, 15,000 damage obviously.
Dev2: Is it a boss?
Dev1: Yeah, and it’s tamable!
Dev2: Well that won’t ruin base raids at all.
Dev1: Oh, you haven’t seen the worst of it.
Dev2: But it’s a boss! Not to mention it has 15,000 damage!
Dev1: Well it may be a boss yes, but it’s not the final boss.
Dev2: Do I dare ask any questions?
Dev1: Make it look like godzilla, but big enough to crash the game every time.
Dev2: That’s it, I quit!