Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
See this, this is why I dont give my ferox element anymore
More Ice Titan Funny Tips
Get your jaegers ready to take done this kaiju ๐
According to all known laws of aviation, thereโs no way an Ice Titan should be able to jump.
What killed the dinosaurs?
The ice age
Your first encounter: is that a ferox if it had WAY to much element. Wait is element crack to this thing?????????!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
Dev1: Letโs make an arctic creature!
Dev2: You mean like, another penguin?
Dev1: No, silly! An Ice Titan!
Dev2: Well that doesnโt sound so bad.
Dev1: Make it really intimidating and big enough to swallow a rex.
Dev2: I take that back, this isnโt gonna be good.
Dev1: Shut up and stop worrying! Nothing I make is ever a mistake!
Dev1: Give it hundreds of thousands of health.
Dev2: Hundreds of melee damage?
Dev1: No, 15,000 damage obviously.
Dev2: Is it a boss?
Dev1: Yeah, and itโs tamable!
Dev2: Well that wonโt ruin base raids at all.
Dev1: Oh, you havenโt seen the worst of it.
Dev2: But itโs a boss! Not to mention it has 15,000 damage!
Dev1: Well it may be a boss yes, but itโs not the final boss.
Dev2: Do I dare ask any questions?
Dev1: Make it look like godzilla, but big enough to crash the game every time.
Dev2: Thatโs it, I quit!
This is โThe guy she tells you not to worry aboutโ....
... WORRY ABOUT IT!
Remember when Ark had real dinosaurs?
Yeah, me neitherโฆ
The real way a man tamed this thing is by getting itโs corruption off by punching it
Ok who gave a ferox more crack than usual
Get your jaegers ready to take done this kaiju ๐