Me: this will be easier than dodo taming!
Me: gets out pistol*
Me: shoots ice titan twice*
Ice titan: …
Ice titan: laughs so hard he makes an earthquake*
Me: what’s so funny?
Ice titan: you thought THAT can defeat me?
Game: you were killed by lvl 1500 ice titan
Get your jaegers ready to take done this kaiju 😜
According to all known laws of aviation, there’s no way an Ice Titan should be able to jump.
What killed the dinosaurs?
The ice age
This is “The guy she tells you not to worry about”....
... WORRY ABOUT IT!
A gorilla walked through a winter wonderland.
I'm just that cold hearted.
The real way a man tamed this thing is by getting it’s corruption off by punching it
Walking in a winter wonderland-
Oh gosh I’m dead.
What is this the Frost Vark? It looks like a bull had a baby with a yeti.
I somehow managed to tame this Titan. So I took it over to the alpha tribe. I invited the entire server to watch me raid them. I kept quoting black panther the entire time. So on my server, I’m not just an alpha, I’m a celebrity.
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
