Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Yo Jerry
Yeah?
We need 3 TITANS to make it harder
Ok what will it be lololol
Its name shall be the ice titan.
Is it gonna be weird again?
HAHAHAHAHAHA of course.
Welp ok then make it op.
Make it the smallest titan but still big
Ok
a ton of white fur that look like quills
Ok
Tan feet
Ok..
Ice at the end of tail
That's weird
S H U T
Ok....
Tek belly
Ok
4 horns
Uhhh
Icicle as a nose horn
Bruh.
D O I T
I am
Good
It will be able to leap
Ok......
It can breathe ice breath
Logic 0-
It can stomp all of its legs
Nice.
Tail also
Done
Ok
More Ice Titan Funny Tips
Dev1: Let’s make an arctic creature!
Dev2: You mean like, another penguin?
Dev1: No, silly! An Ice Titan!
Dev2: Well that doesn’t sound so bad.
Dev1: Make it really intimidating and big enough to swallow a rex.
Dev2: I take that back, this isn’t gonna be good.
Dev1: Shut up and stop worrying! Nothing I make is ever a mistake!
Dev1: Give it hundreds of thousands of health.
Dev2: Hundreds of melee damage?
Dev1: No, 15,000 damage obviously.
Dev2: Is it a boss?
Dev1: Yeah, and it’s tamable!
Dev2: Well that won’t ruin base raids at all.
Dev1: Oh, you haven’t seen the worst of it.
Dev2: But it’s a boss! Not to mention it has 15,000 damage!
Dev1: Well it may be a boss yes, but it’s not the final boss.
Dev2: Do I dare ask any questions?
Dev1: Make it look like godzilla, but big enough to crash the game every time.
Dev2: That’s it, I quit!