Get your jaegers ready to take done this kaiju 😜

According to all known laws of aviation, there’s no way an Ice Titan should be able to jump.

What killed the dinosaurs?

The ice age

Your first encounter: is that a ferox if it had WAY to much element. Wait is element crack to this thing?????????!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!

Dev1: Let’s make an arctic creature!

Dev2: You mean like, another penguin?

Dev1: No, silly! An Ice Titan!

Dev2: Well that doesn’t sound so bad.

Dev1: Make it really intimidating and big enough to swallow a rex.

Dev2: I take that back, this isn’t gonna be good.

Dev1: Shut up and stop worrying! Nothing I make is ever a mistake!

Dev1: Give it hundreds of thousands of health.

Dev2: Hundreds of melee damage?

Dev1: No, 15,000 damage obviously.

Dev2: Is it a boss?

Dev1: Yeah, and it’s tamable!

Dev2: Well that won’t ruin base raids at all.

Dev1: Oh, you haven’t seen the worst of it.

Dev2: But it’s a boss! Not to mention it has 15,000 damage!

Dev1: Well it may be a boss yes, but it’s not the final boss.

Dev2: Do I dare ask any questions?

Dev1: Make it look like godzilla, but big enough to crash the game every time.

Dev2: That’s it, I quit!

This is “The guy she tells you not to worry about”....

... WORRY ABOUT IT!

Remember when Ark had real dinosaurs?

Yeah, me neither…

The real way a man tamed this thing is by getting it’s corruption off by punching it

Ok who gave a ferox more crack than usual

Get your jaegers ready to take done this kaiju 😜