*thinks back to absurd planet on Netflix. Looks at the comments saying it’s cute.* … Glowtail: “Yup! I’m… | Glowtail Funny

His existence blessed me ◇•◇

486 points 😂 Funny Dec 15, 2017 Report

When you tame this with just 15 minutes you can save 15% on car insurance.

298 points 😂 Funny Dec 23, 2017 Report

Save 15% or more when switching to glowtail

239 points 😂 Funny Jan 6, 2018 Report

"What's that?

It's a glow tail.

What does it do?

It glows."

145 points 😂 Funny Jul 7, 2020 Report

Nice reaper king

Reaper king gets into accident

Glow tail: I’ll save you 15 precent or more on tame insurance

125 points 😂 Funny Nov 22, 2020 Report

I tamed a glowtail and painted it Black. Now i call him Toothless

144 points 😂 Funny Dec 27, 2019 Report

Slap a cowboy hat on that goonie, and call him...... Rango

163 points 😂 Funny Jan 11, 2018 Report

Can't...kill...it's so...cute. With those...big eyes

it glow. it tail, it glowtail, Plus it's a lizarddddd

139 points 😂 Funny Dec 24, 2017 Report

That moment when you go into one of the caves to get one and it turns out to be a game of Hide and Seek with a ravager pack

Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion