Daily Pursuit: Tame a Gigantopithecus

Expectation: Easy enough! They’re a peaceful tame, right?

Reality: *brings giganto to my stone battlement base*

*it starts walking around and i’m slowly feeding it*

*around 80% tame it manages to make its way near my dinosaurs*

*it starts beating up my tapejaras and direwolves*

“NO PLEASE STOP DONT KILL TAPE AND DISPENSER THEYRE LESBIAN TAPEJARAS”

*i manage to save the lesbian tapes by putting them atop my house*

*sigh* hardest daily pursuit ever.

I have tried taming these things in every world a played on, which is a lot, failed about mmm, 100% of time

Ok the crossovers moving to Achatina.

-Apex

The Red Pike

Goliaths story

Chapter 2

Goliath growled angrily, he’d let the human escape, he should have been quicker, he could have killed it. Goliath walked back to the allos body and dragged it back to his cave. He sat down on the chair he’d fashioned out of a rock and began to eat the allo. Once he had finished, he left the cave and walked down into the swamp. Just as he left the redwoods, an arrow struck his side. Goliath growled and turned around to see a human aiming a bow at him. Goliath furiously swiped the human aside and stomped on it, crushing it. He picked up the body and ate it, before going on into the forests.

Measurements of the fossil teeth allowed paleontologists to estimate the primate's height and weight at about 3 metres (about 9.8 feet) and 200–300 kg (441–661 pounds), respectively. Such calculations point to G. blacki as being the largest hominid yet known. A second species, G.

I was on my way to try and tame one but Diablo aka Terror bird can in with his gangster friends and pulled up with their laser blade beaks.🫡

I was trying to tame one and then a titanboa came up to me trying to kill me btw it was by a swamp and killed me

So i had this compy and pteradolon, one day, we went exploring in the redwoods and i encountered one. I was a first time tamer and still am. I decided to try to tame it with mejos. BUT THAIN IT ATTACKED ME! So i flied away with my ptera and compy. Later i encountered another one and tried to tame it. Again... Failed. But my game crashed during the escape and my ptera attacked it and my compy tried attacking it too. We escaped but thain i found my compy laying on the ground. I though it was unconscious but ive seen it was dead. It reminded me of my raptor i had... We had the same incident with a spino. I will never forgive monkeys for doing this to me and i will kill and slaughter all of them.

If u fall on a high place whit our ape u won’t take fall damage

All this time I was trying to knock them out to tame them but now I'm going to try to use berries wish me luck mates

People are saying paint him green and call him shrek. YOU CAN’T PAINT ANIMALS.

Ps I am playing on mobile

Repost so it’s easy to find

The forest chapter one

The characters

Icy

Indy

Drae

Mark

Bob

These 5 where in the redwoods camping. They where sitting around a campfire singing the campfire song I mean telling scary stories

Indy:I went camping with a few other friends and I went to go get a drink I came back and they one of them was gone the other friend looked as if he saw something that could break even the strongest of warriors. We never saw him again. And then... I woke up turns out it was a dream something like that couldn’t happen I’m going to get a drink see you guys in a bit

When he came back what he saw horrified him

Indy:I’m ba-

The fire was gone his friends where gone the ground was blood red And then... something reached out an put its hand on his shoulder

Icy:hah! Gotcha.

They all laughed except for Indy

A loud noise was made in the distance as if it was footsteps of a beast and then it happened again it was getting louder and louder until... find out next time on The Forest.

I’ve got some explaining to do but I cannot say much as it may spoil the rest of the story. This is a story that will continue for several parts. I have some plans for it I don’t know the next time I will post as it takes around a day for your post to be visible there might be one tomorrow but idk if I’ll have WiFi as I’m on vacation right now in a campground and that kind of WiFi is questionable. See you in the next chapter bye for now! -Harpocrates

Colored mine pink and called it Patrick and now it lives happily on the beach roaming for all of eternity

Hey Harpocrates (I hope I spelled that right)

I am liking the forest so far, please carry on.

-Ryukenmaxximus

Sorry I have not been posting the forest I am writing 2 other stories and this one is a side project then I have to deal with assignments and all that nonsense so I don’t have much time to write and the time I have is used for other things.

Yes those characters are based off of the YouTubers Igp Icycares, Drae (Idk their username) Bob, and Markiplier

It’s based off of something I cannot say what game but sorry if you like the story as it has a high chance of getting canceled.

-Hades (im Hades instead of Harpocrates for the rest of October)

I thought you tranqued them !!!!!

Me and my friend have 3 thick monkeys called illegal move, giga and monke they are all family.

I forgot to add they turn rexes and allos inside out

so once i was at the edge of the red woods and there was one lv 19 (i play on easy, causal so to me thats high lv) and used my horse for mejo berries although it took forever it tamed and i named it dourage monke and went through the swamps where a leech sucked his blood and my horse died i managed to get the leech off and now he is my best man.

I first remember seeing these things.I sh*t my pants and quit it was night time and I could barely see anything

How do you pick up and throw tames using it in mobile?