Expectation: Easy enough! They’re a peaceful tame, right?

Reality: *brings giganto to my stone battlement base*

*it starts walking around and i’m slowly feeding it*

*around 80% tame it manages to make its way near my dinosaurs*

*it starts beating up my tapejaras and direwolves*

“NO PLEASE STOP DONT KILL TAPE AND DISPENSER THEYRE LESBIAN TAPEJARAS”

*i manage to save the lesbian tapes by putting them atop my house*

*sigh* hardest daily pursuit ever.

Goliaths story

Chapter 2

Goliath growled angrily, he’d let the human escape, he should have been quicker, he could have killed it. Goliath walked back to the allos body and dragged it back to his cave. He sat down on the chair he’d fashioned out of a rock and began to eat the allo. Once he had finished, he left the cave and walked down into the swamp. Just as he left the redwoods, an arrow struck his side. Goliath growled and turned around to see a human aiming a bow at him. Goliath furiously swiped the human aside and stomped on it, crushing it. He picked up the body and ate it, before going on into the forests.

Measurements of the fossil teeth allowed paleontologists to estimate the primate's height and weight at about 3 metres (about 9.8 feet) and 200–300 kg (441–661 pounds), respectively. Such calculations point to G. blacki as being the largest hominid yet known. A second species, G.

So i had this compy and pteradolon, one day, we went exploring in the redwoods and i encountered one. I was a first time tamer and still am. I decided to try to tame it with mejos. BUT THAIN IT ATTACKED ME! So i flied away with my ptera and compy. Later i encountered another one and tried to tame it. Again... Failed. But my game crashed during the escape and my ptera attacked it and my compy tried attacking it too. We escaped but thain i found my compy laying on the ground. I though it was unconscious but ive seen it was dead. It reminded me of my raptor i had... We had the same incident with a spino. I will never forgive monkeys for doing this to me and i will kill and slaughter all of them.

The forest chapter one

The characters

Icy

Indy

Drae

Mark

Bob

These 5 where in the redwoods camping. They where sitting around a campfire singing the campfire song I mean telling scary stories

Indy:I went camping with a few other friends and I went to go get a drink I came back and they one of them was gone the other friend looked as if he saw something that could break even the strongest of warriors. We never saw him again. And then... I woke up turns out it was a dream something like that couldn’t happen I’m going to get a drink see you guys in a bit

When he came back what he saw horrified him

Indy:I’m ba-

The fire was gone his friends where gone the ground was blood red And then... something reached out an put its hand on his shoulder

Icy:hah! Gotcha.

They all laughed except for Indy

A loud noise was made in the distance as if it was footsteps of a beast and then it happened again it was getting louder and louder until... find out next time on The Forest.

I’ve got some explaining to do but I cannot say much as it may spoil the rest of the story. This is a story that will continue for several parts. I have some plans for it I don’t know the next time I will post as it takes around a day for your post to be visible there might be one tomorrow but idk if I’ll have WiFi as I’m on vacation right now in a campground and that kind of WiFi is questionable. See you in the next chapter bye for now! -Harpocrates

The forest chapter two

Indy:alright guys the jig is up what is that noise and how are you doing it

Icy:that wasn’t us Indy:yeah right

Mark:we Are being serious how could we trigger something like that if we are all here Indy:I guess you have a point but if it isn’t you guys... we should hide in the tents Bob:yeah that’s a good idea The creature came closer and closer until they saw it. Indy:is that-

Mark:Bigfoot

At the sight of the creature they ran but it chased them

Icy:ITS GAINING ON US

Indy:SPLIT UP WE’LL MEET UP AT THE CAR

Bigfoot now looked as if he was sad as if he wanted a friend and just by seeing him they ran but of course the people didn’t know that. The 5 friends spread the news but everyone thought they were lying. They tried to warn them that he was out there but nobody listened. They took it upon themselves to find and eliminate Bigfoot. They returned to the forest but this time they had guns. They arrived at the Forrest in an rv. If they could shoot him enough they could knock him out and they would put him in a cage and show the people that he was real.

I apologize for not writing a new part for this since august, I haven’t been in the mood to write but I figured I would continue this story, to make it up I am writing another part right after this. Bye everyone have a great day! -Harpocrates

Sorry I have not been posting the forest I am writing 2 other stories and this one is a side project then I have to deal with assignments and all that nonsense so I don’t have much time to write and the time I have is used for other things.

Yes those characters are based off of the YouTubers Igp Icycares, Drae (Idk their username) Bob, and Markiplier

It’s based off of something I cannot say what game but sorry if you like the story as it has a high chance of getting canceled.

-Hades (im Hades instead of Harpocrates for the rest of October)