Daily Pursuit: Tame a Gigantopithecus

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Daily Pursuit: Tame a Gigantopithecus

Expectation: Easy enough! They’re a peaceful tame, right?

Reality: *brings giganto to my stone battlement base*

*it starts walking around and i’m slowly feeding it*

*around 80% tame it manages to make its way near my dinosaurs*

*it starts beating up my tapejaras and direwolves*

“NO PLEASE STOP DONT KILL TAPE AND DISPENSER THEYRE LESBIAN TAPEJARAS”

*i manage to save the lesbian tapes by putting them atop my house*

*sigh* hardest daily pursuit ever.

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