Tame one, paint it green, name it shred, go to the shreds house Easter egg on ragnarok and bring all your other dinos and loot and stay there and you have yourself shrek lads (also let it be the only creature to actually go in the house)
First time I tried PvP I saw a guy with a monkey on his shoulder while he was running on this Animal's shoulder. I tried to run but one was throwing poop while the other was punching me. It left me traumatized.
When me and my brother first started playing ARK we spawned in the Redwoods on the Center by the shore and we saw one of these guys just walking around. We had nothing so we didn't have anything to lose, so we walked up to him. I guess either I wasn't close enough to aggro him, and maybe my brother wasn't either so I kept walking around and my brother was just chillin with him and all of a sudden he punches my brother into next week!
I was a low level one I traced to the red woods and I saw this bigfoot and went crazy so I went towards it because on this app it said it was passive and it started chasing me and killed me I now avoid these guys in fear
So here's how I lost screens for 8months. Tamping and equus, see a ape, (my time ended 15minutes ago,) I'm taming it one feed to go, dad comes in (I've played 30 minutes past my time,) dad sees my timer isn't running and kicks me of screens for eight months.Isn't that great folks?😶