I was tameing one of these and 2 dire bears (lvl 20 and 40) running up and this lvl 125 absolute beast of an ape destroys both of them.

How to get a good gigantopithecus:

Step 1. Build a monastery on top of a mountain

Step 2. Find a high level monkey

Step 3. Tame it, name it Po and paint it black and white

Step 4. Give it lessons In the monastery to level it up in melee damage to train it kung fu

Step 5. Send it if on a king fu rampage

Father monkey is coming and he wants to throw

How to make shrek:

Paint this green

Bring to swamp

Put it on aggressive

Put it on wander

Tipe in chat "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!!!!!"

lure your friends to the swamp

Enjoy as it kills your friends.

How to make a teleporter with two parachutes and a Gigantopithecus

1get on top of a tall mountain

2 tell it to throw you in the direction of the place you want to go (aim upwards) while letting your parachute fly at the highest you get

3 Stop your parachute at the destination and ignite another before landing.

You no longer need to teleport with tech!

Search big and this pops up trust me

Mmmmmmmooooooonnnnnnnkkkkkkeeeeeeeee

Eny of u seen that trailer with the alien that says no 1 lays a finger on my better butter finger

Didn’t know the Beast Titan was in this game

I once was playing ark and

My buddy was really getting into mining rocks

And he came up to this and said.

..bro I found bigfoot..I'ma poke it..he proceeded

To get a beat down worse than the democratic political

Party

Ride wife.

Life good.

Wife fight back- KILL WIFE

think about wife...

regret.

On unofficial this boi did more damage then my 359 rex

Tame one, paint it green, name it shred, go to the shreds house Easter egg on ragnarok and bring all your other dinos and loot and stay there and you have yourself shrek lads (also let it be the only creature to actually go in the house)

I can't be the only one who saw this from afar and thought

Oh no it's another human betta run

Why is my sister here this is so cool it looks just like her

I just tamed one and hopped on it and it yeeted me off when I tried to jump over some walls I nearly died. I live in a treehouse as high up as possible. I am afraid of him now-

Me: Ooh I finally found one!

Gigantopithecus: Don’t get too close.

Me: Why?

Gigantopithecus: ehh, reasons.

Me:Well, if you insist. Here, mejoberry.

Gigantopithecus: Ooh, I do love offers!

Me: ^_^ *hands it over*

*a few hours later*

Taming progress: 99%

Gigantopithecus: *Gets hungry*

Me: *Hands over one more*

Gigantopithecus: *tamed*

Me: Alright! New bud!

Gigantopithecus: *hoists me onto his upper back*

Me: Accidentally guides him into another Gigantopithecus and bumps into her*

Both of us: Uh-oh...

Gigantopithecus: *runs away to get me out of her raging wrath and gets us out of the redwoods*

*3 days later*

Me: Time to tame Chalicotherium! I’ve got stimberries, Major Soothing Balm, Ghille Suit, what could go wrong?

My Gigantopithecus: Don’t get too close.

Me: Why?

My Gigantopithecus:Well, Chalicotheriums have their reasons about that.

Me: Ehh.

Me *finds a Chalicotherium*

*walks up to it*

Game: You were killed by a lvl 3 Chalicotherium!

Me: !?!?

Mesopithecus+my GIF= this thing

How I look when I don’t shave.

Imagined this…

A little girl was being annoying, you tell her to f*ck off and leave you alone, and she becomes very angry and says “I’m telling my daddy!!!”

Then you see one of these running at you…