Me: Ooh I finally found one!

Gigantopithecus: Don’t get too close.

Me: Why?

Gigantopithecus: ehh, reasons.

Me:Well, if you insist. Here, mejoberry.

Gigantopithecus: Ooh, I do love offers!

Me: ^_^ *hands it over*

*a few hours later*

Taming progress: 99%

Gigantopithecus: *Gets hungry*

Me: *Hands over one more*

Gigantopithecus: *tamed*

Me: Alright! New bud!

Gigantopithecus: *hoists me onto his upper back*

Me: Accidentally guides him into another Gigantopithecus and bumps into her*

Both of us: Uh-oh...

Gigantopithecus: *runs away to get me out of her raging wrath and gets us out of the redwoods*

*3 days later*

Me: Time to tame Chalicotherium! I’ve got stimberries, Major Soothing Balm, Ghille Suit, what could go wrong?

My Gigantopithecus: Don’t get too close.

Me: Why?

My Gigantopithecus:Well, Chalicotheriums have their reasons about that.

Me: Ehh.

Me *finds a Chalicotherium*

*walks up to it*

Game: You were killed by a lvl 3 Chalicotherium!

Me: !?!?