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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the gigantopithecus? Funny gigantopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2024-09-27T23:03:22+00:00

He Protec

He attac

But most importantly

He want his swamp bac

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2022-06-29T02:25:27+00:00

Mine keeps randomly following my tames around. Even says it. I never told it to do this. Being a little creeper. Is this normal?

score 7 · Answer 3 · 2021-11-01T00:57:18+00:00

whoop at him then call the guys from the TV show finding bigfoot. Name him bobo

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2022-12-09T11:53:26+00:00

Get white dye dye it and boom you got a weakest yeti

score 8 · Answer 5 · 2021-02-21T17:04:18+00:00

Their toes look like fingers!!!

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2024-01-02T22:14:59+00:00

So that’s where my berry-pickers went….

score 9 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-13T05:44:15+00:00

Once I had this guy

I named him French fry

You said he was op but now I cry

He died by a level 300 Rex

Why did you lie

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2025-10-22T14:15:45+00:00

I tamed 3 of these lvl 120 - 130 and I brought them to my base and I hear Carl say hey it’s Bigfoot and next I see Carl flying over my base (Carl is one of my tribe mates

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2023-12-16T21:44:41+00:00

I was wandering the forest looking for it and i ran into a couple of them

(I got launched multiple times)

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2024-07-10T14:08:08+00:00

I got knocked out by eating narcoberries then I heard a dilo get agro on Moneke (My Gigantopithicus). Next thing I knew, I saw a dilo corpse on top of me😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2023-11-18T09:38:35+00:00

let him wander with a strong dino following him for lots of fiber

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2023-03-31T23:02:48+00:00

Ya know… it’s funny how the taming says “NoN-ViOlEnT” *Tsk* like MIZZ GURLLLL!!!! WHENEVER I GET OFF MY DINO AND TRY TO TAME IT, IT HITS ME A BILLION TIMES LIKE THOR. Now then IM AM SO GOSH DANG ANNOYED FROM THIS GOSH DANG THING, ONCE IT HITS ME… IT BETTER PRAY FOR ITS LIFE AND RUN!!! CUZ IM COMING WITH MY GUN AND SWORD AND IM GONNA TEAR IT TO PIECES! Good day UnU

Ur lovely YouTuber: WhiteWolf

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2023-02-05T05:38:07+00:00

It is a wild ark player in the woods

score 6 · Answer 14 · 2021-10-08T00:23:04+00:00

And then there’s Chunky… he’s dead…

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2025-01-25T19:31:10+00:00

Skips is that you? (Guess something happened at the park)

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2023-01-01T23:30:31+00:00

Tame one, name it Monke, watch as friends are killed by Monke

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2023-08-14T01:53:32+00:00

If you search up ape, this guy comes up DragonKing1

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2022-03-30T01:42:50+00:00

Gigantopithecus: I am the most powerful ape the world will ever see!

Dinopithecus: Am I a joke to you?

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2022-03-20T10:49:53+00:00

did you mistake this fat ass for a player?