Avoid making planet of the apes references or they will yeet you over the nearest bronto.

The lvl 1 crook after a workout:

Dev1: we need a need mammal

Assistant: did you see live Action? Jungle book movie just came out maybe we could do the Gigantopithecus.

Dev1: yeah but nobody likes orangutans or we could make Bigfoot

Assistant: sure(-_-#)

Ark: what are you guys up to?

Dev:1 we are trying to brainstorm

Ark: all right what are you guys trying to brainstorm?

Dev1: a monkey I mean ape

Ark: oh, I’m gonna ignore everything that you guys are saying we should do a Gigantopithecus, but nobody likes orangutan so we should make it Bigfoot

Dev1: you mother

Call him ima beat u up and place him outside Ur friends base and put it on aggressive 😂😂😂😂 hahahaha

Monke.

Mine keeps randomly following my tames around. Even says it. I never told it to do this. Being a little creeper. Is this normal?

whoop at him then call the guys from the TV show finding bigfoot. Name him bobo

I think that’s the one I lost the year 1822 I had so much fun with the whip

Their toes look like fingers!!!

You can tame these????? Like what???? Tame a fat boi???

Get white dye dye it and boom you got a weakest yeti

Once I had this guy

I named him French fry

You said he was op but now I cry

He died by a level 300 Rex

Why did you lie

He Protec

He attac

But most importantly

He want his swamp bac

I like monkey big, I like them chunky

So that’s where my berry-pickers went….

I was wandering the forest looking for it and i ran into a couple of them

(I got launched multiple times)

Ya know… it’s funny how the taming says “NoN-ViOlEnT” *Tsk* like MIZZ GURLLLL!!!! WHENEVER I GET OFF MY DINO AND TRY TO TAME IT, IT HITS ME A BILLION TIMES LIKE THOR. Now then IM AM SO GOSH DANG ANNOYED FROM THIS GOSH DANG THING, ONCE IT HITS ME… IT BETTER PRAY FOR ITS LIFE AND RUN!!! CUZ IM COMING WITH MY GUN AND SWORD AND IM GONNA TEAR IT TO PIECES! Good day UnU

Ur lovely YouTuber: WhiteWolf

And then there’s Chunky… he’s dead…

let him wander with a strong dino following him for lots of fiber

It is a wild ark player in the woods