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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the gigantopithecus? Funny gigantopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dev1: we need a need mammal
Assistant: did you see live Action? Jungle book movie just came out maybe we could do the Gigantopithecus.
Dev1: yeah but nobody likes orangutans or we could make Bigfoot
Assistant: sure(-_-#)
Ark: what are you guys up to?
Dev:1 we are trying to brainstorm
Ark: all right what are you guys trying to brainstorm?
Dev1: a monkey I mean ape
Ark: oh, I’m gonna ignore everything that you guys are saying we should do a Gigantopithecus, but nobody likes orangutan so we should make it Bigfoot
Dev1: you mother
So here's how I lost screens for 8months. Tamping and equus, see a ape, (my time ended 15minutes ago,) I'm taming it one feed to go, dad comes in (I've played 30 minutes past my time,) dad sees my timer isn't running and kicks me of screens for eight months.Isn't that great folks?😶
The tribes on my server fight gorillas every Sunday to see who is the master of my server. Since we are the alpha tribe we have lvl 156 and the freaking beach bob squad came in with a lvl 52. Let’s just say it was an insult and our gorilla and 2 tribe mates raided them. It was sad they all died.