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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the gigantopithecus? Funny gigantopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 6 · Answer 1 · 2023-04-13T03:51:41+00:00

The first thing I thought of when I seen this monkey was, he's stronger he's smarter I'm left hungry well he devours, he puts in the work he puts in the hours and at the end of the the day, I tame him and we take what's ours.

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2023-04-13T03:48:36+00:00

Real alpha tribes tame 10 of em

score 9 · Answer 3 · 2022-05-07T11:55:46+00:00

I tamed a monkey and had him attack megania it was the coolest Godzilla vs King Kong movie ever

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2024-07-10T14:08:08+00:00

I got knocked out by eating narcoberries then I heard a dilo get agro on Moneke (My Gigantopithicus). Next thing I knew, I saw a dilo corpse on top of me😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2023-07-10T20:07:35+00:00

Just go give em a lil high five

score 12 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-30T01:11:17+00:00

Yooo new Godzilla vs Kong lookin sick

score 14 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-01T06:38:40+00:00

The King Kong of ARK island and ab

score 8 · Answer 8 · 2022-03-31T19:34:29+00:00

Why does the picture only have 1 leg and 25% of another leg? 🧐

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2024-06-03T20:56:30+00:00

It's Abe Simpson from the Simpsons (also known as grampa)

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2024-05-27T23:27:26+00:00

Oooooaaaaaa ooo ooo aaaa a aaaaaooooooaaaaooooo ooooo aaaaaooooooaaaaooooo aaaaaooooooaaaaooooo

score 10 · Answer 11 · 2021-06-02T06:17:36+00:00

This is bigfoot..right? I wanna tell

score 11 · Answer 12 · 2021-01-30T17:23:07+00:00

LMFAO I looked up Bigfoot instead of whatever it’s called

score 14 · Answer 13 · 2019-12-11T01:59:47+00:00

I was a low level one I traced to the red woods and I saw this bigfoot and went crazy so I went towards it because on this app it said it was passive and it started chasing me and killed me I now avoid these guys in fear

score 14 · Answer 14 · 2019-11-28T13:46:32+00:00

So here's how I lost screens for 8months. Tamping and equus, see a ape, (my time ended 15minutes ago,) I'm taming it one feed to go, dad comes in (I've played 30 minutes past my time,) dad sees my timer isn't running and kicks me of screens for eight months.Isn't that great folks?😶

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2024-01-02T22:14:59+00:00

So that’s where my berry-pickers went….

score 15 · Answer 16 · 2019-05-14T03:10:29+00:00

30 second story-

See bronto,bronto gets attacked by terror birds , bronto hits gorilla on accident, I turn around cuz thylacoleos around the woods, turn back around to see bronto flopped and terror birds flying while gorilla walks away like nothing

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2023-12-16T21:44:41+00:00

I was wandering the forest looking for it and i ran into a couple of them

(I got launched multiple times)

score 10 · Answer 18 · 2021-04-02T15:14:37+00:00

Gigantoperhicus moment: Hey what’s this....

Master oogway: Hmmm..... Monke

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2024-05-04T20:06:40+00:00

Come closer come closer …. And I just can’t pull myself away

score 10 · Answer 20 · 2021-02-20T00:37:59+00:00

Avoid making planet of the apes references or they will yeet you over the nearest bronto.