Why one leg?

RIP Chongo, he got knocked out by a glitch and then mysteriously died after being given 3 stacks of stimulants at once to wake him up.

We'll never know what the cause of death was.

Isn’t taming this technally slavery? because they are the early version of humans...

George, George, George of the judge watch out for that atomising punch

I was in the woods one day when I finally saw the elusive Bigfoot!!! He beat the crap out of five terror bird and then came for me. I am telling this story on the floor with only one arm and one of my eyes are being consumed.

Definitely run away if ur not ready.

Name one shrek, paint him green, put him in the swamp and wait for mayhem.

What is the difference between this and BigFoot?

Shows up when you type ape.

Best way to kill a gorilla is to hide a bomb inside ots banana so when it goes to eat it it will exsplode into many pieces.

Oh Banner.. where are your glasses.. and not to mention clothing.. 🫣😓

I used a piece of cheese to lead it into a cave. Then it saw me and ripped off one of my limbs thankfully I had a metal arm so while it was eating my arm I took a sniper rifle and I shot it (350 no scope) I fed it my enemy’s and then it was happy it got tamed then it got free food and I got free protection now whenever there’s trouble I throw cheese to him and he farts it’s so stinky I need a hazmat suit if not I’ll die instantly

(Cheese makes him fart very loud and stinky) I name him autistic bigfoot

He has autism and a mental problem with ripping off my limbs when I’m sleeping even thow he’s tame

I tamed a monkey and had him attack megania it was the coolest Godzilla vs King Kong movie ever

The King Kong of ARK island and ab

Nexus:

Kong: you saved me, why

Godzilla:Mmm Monke

They can carry shoulder mounts, so you can have 4 monke in 1 package, which is highly optimal for being monke.

30 second story-

See bronto,bronto gets attacked by terror birds , bronto hits gorilla on accident, I turn around cuz thylacoleos around the woods, turn back around to see bronto flopped and terror birds flying while gorilla walks away like nothing

:nexus: dude I made basketball with this guy

Your the basketball 🏀 😂

I made a stone building ang tame 5 of these and put them all inside in aggresive now who ever raids there will die

LMFAO I looked up Bigfoot instead of whatever it’s called

Yooo new Godzilla vs Kong lookin sick