I was in the woods one day when I finally saw the elusive Bigfoot!!! He beat the crap out of five terror bird and then came for me. I am telling this story on the floor with only one arm and one of my eyes are being consumed.

Definitely run away if ur not ready.

Shows up when you type ape.

Name one shrek, paint him green, put him in the swamp and wait for mayhem.

What is the difference between this and BigFoot?

Dev1: we need a need mammal

Assistant: did you see live Action? Jungle book movie just came out maybe we could do the Gigantopithecus.

Dev1: yeah but nobody likes orangutans or we could make Bigfoot

Assistant: sure(-_-#)

Ark: what are you guys up to?

Dev:1 we are trying to brainstorm

Ark: all right what are you guys trying to brainstorm?

Dev1: a monkey I mean ape

Ark: oh, I’m gonna ignore everything that you guys are saying we should do a Gigantopithecus, but nobody likes orangutan so we should make it Bigfoot

Dev1: you mother

Isn’t taming this technally slavery? because they are the early version of humans...

Me trying to tame one and monkey attack

They can carry shoulder mounts, so you can have 4 monke in 1 package, which is highly optimal for being monke.

Oh Banner.. where are your glasses.. and not to mention clothing.. 🫣😓

I used a piece of cheese to lead it into a cave. Then it saw me and ripped off one of my limbs thankfully I had a metal arm so while it was eating my arm I took a sniper rifle and I shot it (350 no scope) I fed it my enemy’s and then it was happy it got tamed then it got free food and I got free protection now whenever there’s trouble I throw cheese to him and he farts it’s so stinky I need a hazmat suit if not I’ll die instantly

(Cheese makes him fart very loud and stinky) I name him autistic bigfoot

He has autism and a mental problem with ripping off my limbs when I’m sleeping even thow he’s tame

I tamed a monkey and had him attack megania it was the coolest Godzilla vs King Kong movie ever

The King Kong of ARK island and ab

I made a stone building ang tame 5 of these and put them all inside in aggresive now who ever raids there will die

What my parents see when I come out of my room after playing Fortnite for 20 hours straight.

LMFAO I looked up Bigfoot instead of whatever it’s called

Yooo new Godzilla vs Kong lookin sick

30 second story-

See bronto,bronto gets attacked by terror birds , bronto hits gorilla on accident, I turn around cuz thylacoleos around the woods, turn back around to see bronto flopped and terror birds flying while gorilla walks away like nothing

The first thing I thought of when I seen this monkey was, he's stronger he's smarter I'm left hungry well he devours, he puts in the work he puts in the hours and at the end of the the day, I tame him and we take what's ours.

Real alpha tribes tame 10 of em

I painted one of mine to look like a minion

-minion master