Your mom when she catches you playing on your 3DS at 1:00

Dis is Sasquatch it good early game

If you type Bigfoot in search bar this pops up

Am I the only one that use this guy to beat a boss (gamma)

Because all of my guy died in alpha and beta tier boss

Don't go overboard with the new Superman punch

Mine died because of a badly positioned cliff

Mount one while wearing fur armor with a mesopithecus on your shoulder to make a monkey stack

1. get monke

2. yoink birb

3. ride monke

4. yoink birb's pookie with monke

5. gib monke thicc hat

6. profit

Weird bug on mobile where if he throws you, he just moonwalks, gathering fibers if he stumbles on a plant. Vote so ark devs can fix this.

All I’m going to say is, they look really funny’s when they are pregnant LOL

Tame because MONKEY 🦍 monkey wise, monkey fast, monkey strong, monkey is king.

Monke: I live in Spain without the A

Also monke: *proceeds to spin around repeatedly*

Ark should design armour for it so if ur an only tribe menber u can get one of these and put flak armour on it name it bob and put it on fallow. It’s a new tribe member

Jedi the reason he has one leg is cuz the other leg is behind his arm

I just read shiela is back! Yay!!!

Tame all gigantopithecus until you hit tame limit and you now have the planet of the apes in ark

Bro I'm reporting this to the authorities because I am in this picture and I did not give them permission

Me when I don’t have time to play on my iPad before school

“We’re out of ammo!”

“Son, you are the ammo.”

*proceeds to throw a human across the map*

If you search up big this comes up!😂

Why one leg?