“We’re out of ammo!”
“Son, you are the ammo.”
*proceeds to throw a human across the map*
I think that’s the one I lost the year 1822 I had so much fun with the whip
Why one leg?
“I used to own one back in my day”-👴🏻
RIP Chongo, he got knocked out by a glitch and then mysteriously died after being given 3 stacks of stimulants at once to wake him up.
We'll never know what the cause of death was.
Guys the pic only has one leg.
-Jedi
Brother? Is that you?
Me: creeps behind
Monkey: turns around
Me: no that’s not you
Monkey: wack!
Get a 180, name it Shrek, paint it green, put it on aggressive, I claim it and put in in the swamp, then laugh as your friends get killed by Shrek
What my parents see when I come out of my room after playing Fortnite for 20 hours straight.
This guy takes social distancing very seriously
Back in my day I had two legs👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
