What are some funny jokes or stories about the gigantopithecus? Funny gigantopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have seen those stories about the gigantopithecus killing insane stuff, I witnessed one getting killed by a carno. Carnos are dumb
I was just messing around with my Gigantopithecus and I was in the Redwood zone so I got him to throw me and as soon as I landed there was a thylo in a tree and it jumped down and killed me
So the morale of the story is: The redwoods are not for fun
Dont look into his eyes.........
You'll regret it..
Is King Kong is awesome, they protect you from the tickle chickens, but don’t get close, cause they beat you
King LOUISSS
This guy is literally just a brown yeti
QUICK! WE NEED A NEW ACTER FOR KING KONG! “Don’t worry….I’ve arrived…”
I fed mine four hundred narco berries for fun. They sleep so majestically.
These actually existed. Which makes me wonder, how long has Bigfoot been a myth for?
Tame by shoving berries up its but while it poops
Step one: tame da monke.
Step two: name da monke "Zeke Yeager"
Step three: you Got Yourself da Beast Titan
Step Four: have sweet monke se....
When you r playing ARK, and you see this thing:
Me:Is that some drunken hobo?
Big foots dad is the yeti boss Lol
Type big in search you get these
Your Mesopithcus is evolving.
I just realized something gigantophitakis equals sasquatch and sasquatch equals susquach
Monke........
reject humanity return to monke
BIG MONKE MAN IS BIG AND BIG
MONKE
I literally got to 98.7% and it died I spent like 1hr on mobile.