Tame one, paint it green, name it shred, go to the shreds house Easter egg on ragnarok and bring all your other dinos and loot and stay there and you have yourself shrek lads (also let it be the only creature to actually go in the house)

Your mom when she catches you playing on your 3DS at 1:00

First time I tried PvP I saw a guy with a monkey on his shoulder while he was running on this Animal's shoulder. I tried to run but one was throwing poop while the other was punching me. It left me traumatized.

Put the bunny ears on it give it a torch and you got a mom's monkey lol

"Now I'm the king of the swingers oh, the jungle VIP I've reached the top and had to stop and that's what's botherin' me" -some famous gigantopithecus