What are some funny jokes or stories about the gigantopithecus? Funny gigantopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
imagine with ak47 and bandanna still does ground pound breaks ak47
How to make a Yahoo from Mountain Monsters
1. Tame a Gigantopithecus
2. Paint him black and gray (Dark grey)
3. Name him The Yahoo
4. Scare your friends with it in the dark
Get this guy to throw you off a cliff with a parachute you will go flying
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
M o n k e.
Hi how are you?
I tamed one of these... ho man I had fun I went YEET!!!!
“Knocks down door” everyone on earth fbi open up
Look at this monkey. * monkey noises into death *
If you breed yeti and big food it wil become yeti food
Honestly they are scary tamed and wild mostly wild
Don't piss it of it in the name cause a level 3900 can kill 12 level 650reaper in 55m21s
Gigantopithecus vs megatherium (non enraged mode) FIGHT!
( inserts helpful, funny, entertaining and a little corny tip. Recipe for udoots. Unfortanely I can’t do the irl. Darn)
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm They go fast.
Wait, do They ummmmmm
Nok nok who’s there ummmmmmm- I cant do this sry
His name is King Kong but I wondered what happened to little Kong did the king kill him
Looks like my roommate and fights like King Kong. This guy can even wear a metal helmet for added protection not that he even needs it.
The way it walks at you when you agro it tho 😂😂
I was sleeping when my phone turned on and saw a level 260 trex in my house with no roof
I was walking through the forest and I see one of these dudes getting obliterated by a thyla and then it snapped my neck
R.i.p Harry
Step one tell your friends your taming a great gigs step two agro the monkey and run
I have been trying to find big foot for ages